Funky Cold Medina Lyrics by Tone Loc

0:12Alright, dig it

0:15♪

0:18Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action

0:22But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction

0:26The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me

0:30My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with LOC

0:34The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar

0:38Havin' drinks with some no name chump

0:40When they know that I'm the star

0:43So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina

0:47I asked the guy, why you so fly he said, funky cold medina

0:52♪

0:58Funky cold medina

1:01♪

1:07This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

1:11Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls will come real quick

1:15It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

1:19A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap

1:23So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

1:27Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

1:29And did the wild thing on my leg

1:32He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much, much meaner

1:36But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina

1:41You know what I'm sayin'

1:42I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door

1:46I got Spuds McKenzie

1:48Alex from Stroh's

1:51They won't leave my dog alone with that medina, pal

1:56I went up to this girl, she said, hi, my name is Sheena

2:01I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina

2:04She said, I'd like a drink, I said, okay, I'll go get it

2:08Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

2:10Then I knew that she was with it

2:12So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned

2:16But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

2:20So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

2:25You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

2:29You know, ain't no plans with a man

2:34This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies, you know

2:39♪

2:44Break it down

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3:18Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection

3:22I took a shot as a contestant on the love connection

3:26The audience voted and you know they picked a winner

3:30I took my date to the Hilton for medina and some dinner

3:34She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

3:38Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'

3:42I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya

3:47That's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina

3:51You know what I'm sayin'

3:53That medina's a monster, y'all

3:58Funky cold medina

3:59♪